9:19:59 Joshua: cala is the dog, that met the turtle, that introduced the whale to the squirrel
some steps missing. but that was on July 12, 2007
hiding
if you cannot look me in the eyes, digitally or otherwise, and account for your time promised to me, i strongly suggest you make no more promises.
everyday of my life, i attempt to complete what i set out to do, regardless of personal, work, or made up shit.
i haven’t even come close on my goals. but i do know this: if you hire me to do a job, i will make sure its completed to your satisfaction while considering your audience. that basically means i will finish the job. right. no matter what.
if someone pays you for a job, upfront, and you don’t complete it, do you feel guilty?
for me personally, thats not even an option. if i tell you i will do something, ill do it.
wow im pissed now, this was supposed to be catharthic
Colbert roasts Bush
Colbert Roasts the president from last year
Good shit. and scary, and not news either.
tables have a curling like edge on them. we talk using this to the waitess. i need a drink, i really need one, or vice versa
all around me
we need to group together before we tear each other apart for what will quickly change.
i wish we were descended from squirrels. not apes.
squirrels fit into every society.
apes create society by changing the environment.squirrels adapt to the environment.
i think the word “their” should be removed from the planetary dialect.
they’re and there are fine.
also lets redefine “i,you,we,they,us,our,is” good.
are we too complacant?
drinking beer?
those of us that get turned on usually die young. lets hope we can change that quickly.
solar solar solar. its all about solar energy. i dont understand why we are even toying with anything else.
gravity is a good energy i suppose. but that is so far beyond consideration now for any influence besides planetary coalesation, coalescence. coalesce.
how is coalescation not a word?
what is the product of the universe coalescing?
late night lost
its interesting how everything coalesceses. pretty sure that is a word.
why are we here? what are we doing?
anyone who knows me well knows i have a complex. tonight it fired hard.
what if i’m supposed to change it all digitally? in 100, 200 years, isnt that magic again? unexplainable again?
i dont know why i keep having these thoughts and feelings, but it seems as if everything i do is tied to everything everyone else does.
and thats the whole point.
maybe some day.
Fake “Josh” causes teens suicide
http://news.extralimbs.com/tinc?key=bMfxeYOt&id=4957662&design-output-mode=js&design-css-mode=standard
Great, now a fake Josh on myspace caused a depressed girl to kill herself.
Whats up with all these morons using my name to do stupid, hatefull things?
Death of the Microsite.
cont here:
(if you didnt read it) (tho 99% did)
I came across an interesting article preaching the death of the microsite. Does anyone think it has any merit? http://billganz.com/blog/?p=78
Didn’t the web promise the death of print?
Everything is about evolution. Sadly our world is driven by the evolution of commerce. The microsite is no more dead than the web. The next evolution of the microsite, that unattainable… see joshua.hamman.org
everything changes. and crowds move along. but you can’t go so extreme or so niche that you can forget where you came from
to quote Jurassic Park, and one of my least favorite actors, Jeff Goldblum, “you.. you stood on the shoulders of giants, and you .. you. never thought were you were headed”
badly paraphrased.
if you are still with me:
the web, our attention, is not about changing the way we see things. its about changing the things we see.
that means microsites will never go away. will they get more targeted? sure, so we can track you better. but thats about it. sharable mediums should be created, regardless AND seperate from the main focus. If you make a robot dog on your mySpace page dance and sing, if i click it, the last fucking thing i want to see, is that dog dancing and singing the same way.
plan for multiplicity. plan for the best scenario: someone comes to the site 40 times, over 40 days. do they get a unique experience each time?
imagine if someone just came 3 times?
call me. chuck we war.