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Social Media: Cleveraging

Turning other companies social media initiatives in your favor.
Recently to promote Transformers 3, a facebook based game was launched where people play Autobots or Decepticons and try to take over the web for their side. The facebook app includes a top 20 battle sites listing. When I saw this I immediately thought of how we could leverage this listing to get my company’s site featured. So I’ve been playing the game a lot.
Speedshape.com is currently the only top 20 site held by decepticons and is ranked in the top 10, alongside google, yahoo, facebook and the app site itself. Our site has had a dramatic increase in traffic.

So are they going to pages? Yes, people are going to more than one page, which may be helped by Speedshape having done work for Transformers and Chevrolet in the past, but still. Someone else paid for this promotion. I am simply wasting some time with it and generating traffic to my site.

Cleveraging. Enjoy your new gorilla social media experience.


3D puppies? Yes have some

Just received my Fuji FinePix Real3D W3 camera from amazon.
Fuji neglects to tell you that none of their 3D imaging software is mac compatible.

Buy a nifty W3 Fuji 3D camera for your mac and you get to not only manually get the files from the SD card, but you have to find other software to extract and create the anaglyph images. StereoSplicer seems to be the best one, and its free.

What a disappointment and hassle. Sure wish either site mentioned that it doesn’t work on a mac. I’d have bought the sony one.

Here is the first image I’ve been able to get to kinda work. So far tho, FUCK YOU Fuji.
3D Puppies


Ready

Contrary to what a few may think, I am happy and proud of where I am.
This living is good.
There will be more when the time is right.
I am thankful and happy for my family. I am grateful for my diverse friends.
I look forward to many more of both.
Have I done what I need to do? Not yet. Not yet. Perhaps yet I will surprise you. But I live for myself.
I dreampt of the Pope recently, and his advice to me was “live for the world” vs live for the planet.
We shall not disappoint.


UTAH – Canyonlands

UTAH! Holy crap, Canyonlands did NOT disappoint. What a spectacular trip! Had a blast hanging out with Paul, Jeff and Jim. Here are some photos. I’m ready to go back. I think an overnight in Zion is necessary soon.


Interlude

Terror. Death. Destruction.
These are things my life has been blessed to not know.
how can i possibly think i feel hardship? Nothing bad has ever happened.
i miss my other dog. i do miss my ex wife.
but now what? what is there? how sad can you be? move. move. move.
move on to the things that excite you. do what you are here to do.
please.
ok.
thanks.
josh


Time

It’s time.
Now. Really this time. I can’t rot here any longer. I can’t sit around and wait for something to happen any longer. It won’t. Not without my input.
I kinda know what. I kinda know how. And I mostly know the rest of the details. What is missing? Me. The I part of things. The bit where I actually decide for me what I want to do.
What might that be? It’s a lot of things, but it is for sure, nothing I am doing now. It’s all the dreams I have languishing. It’s all the thoughts I have dying. Its all the things I am not doing yet I know I should.
So how/why/now? I don’t know, all I know is this is not it. This is not the life I want, nor the life I am supposed to be living. I’m alive for a reason. Still alive. And this end I must meet head on. Face to face and eyes open.
I’ll never be anyone but me. But the me I can be is much more than what I am today. What I am now. It keeps getting lost in the day to day. The now. But the now is all there is, so if I don’t do it now, when? Never.

I’ve worked hard to become who and what I am. And I do not regret a second of it. But I know that if I don’t change me soon, this is all I will ever be. And thats just not good enough. Some people are destined for greatness, some will change the world. I am a facilitator. I accept that now. I may not impact things in the way I want, but I know now that its up to me to help them happen.

So lets start now. Lets make this week the last and first week.

Lets change things. Together we can. Together we can.


Red 5 Saddle Bags

Some images of the awesome saddle bags that Pete Jackson (www.xl1200.com) makes for the Nightster.
These are intended to show how they hit my fancy new RSD Tracker exhaust. There is only about 8 inches of vertical room on the pipe side, and the bottom of the bag would need to be quite narrow. Currently I just took of the straps and latching hardware and am letting the pipe burn the leather. Hoping this won’t cause any issues. Need to make sure it doesn’t discolor the pipe.


Black Hole wormholes to other universes?

http://ow.ly/1yxR6

Really? Where are all the ‘white-holes’ shooting massive amounts of mass into our universe? Maybe black holes dont go anywhere. Maybe they all get bigger and bigger, and smash into each other until we get another big bang? Maybe?


Squirrel Tattoo

The waves are finally healed enough to get a good picture:
Life, the universe and everything. As represented by squirrel family tree, water, and a squirrel respectively.

Joshua's Squirrel Family Tree Tattoo

Joshua's Squirrel Family Tree Tattoo


Had the squirrel, chakik updated, added the tree (scientific squirrel family tree) and waves. :) Waves are a complete band around my arm, representing the circle of life/infinity and cyclical nature of being.

Since I cannot find it online again, here is the sciuridae tree:

Sciuridae - sciurinae - sciurini

Sciuridae - sciurinae - sciurini


Incredibly weird karma: Daisy Bell

Why HAL sings daisy bell in 2001.

This correlation, coincidence, randomness nonrandom is slightly unsettling.

You’ll look sweet, upon a seat, of a bicycle built for to.

There are some things in my life now that are intrinsically tied to other things. This is one that was simply a song until now. Why did it have to be the first song sung by a computer? Why did I have to be so tied to computers for that to matter now?


So long my little friend…

The last first.

Squirrel Tattoo - Chakik

Squirrel Tattoo - Chakik


The Turning Point

This one is for you mom;
Once again i asked a question of the I Ching. Once again it gave me the same answer twice.
This time, both readings resulted in the 24th hexagram, Fú. The Turning Point..i_ching_24_fu
The best summary : “Turning back or returning. Reaching the point of no return and returning. Reformation and thus rejuvenation.”

“He will return and repeat his proper course. .. There will be advantage in whatever direction movement is made”

Its represented by the earth and thunder. I like it.

Link for Pí : Standstill
Link for Fú : Turning Point
12 and now 24. whats next, 21 and 42? oh.. wait……those have been here for a long time.


LHC total waste

Ha. I knew it was a waste of money even if it ran. The Large Hadron Collider cost $10 BILLION and will never give the results they want:

CERN LHCParticle collider: Black hole or crucial machine?
08/09/2009 When launched to great fanfare nearly a year ago, some feared the Large Hadron Collider would create a black hole that would suck in the world. It turns out the Hadron may be the black hole.

The world’s largest scientific machine has cost $10 billion, has worked only nine days and has yet to smash an atom. The unique equipment in a 17-mile (27-kilometer) circular tunnel with cathedral-sized detectors deep beneath the Swiss-French border has been assembled by specialists in many countries, with 8,970 physicists eagerly awaiting the startup.

But despite the expense, thousands of physicists around the world, many of whom hope to conduct experiments here, insist that it will work and that it is crucial to mankind’s understanding of the universe.

The European Organization for Nuclear Research, known as CERN, said Friday it would restart the collider in November at half power under pressure from scientists eager to conduct experiments to unlock secrets of the universe.

But spokesman James Gillies told The Associated Press they would have to shut down yet again next year to finish repairs so that the Large Hadron Collider can operate at full energy of 7 trillion electron volts _ seven times higher than any other machine in the world.

CERN has been working since late last year to repair the damage caused by a faulty electrical joint. The breakdown occurred nine days after the spectacular start up of the $10 billion machine last Sept. 10 when beams of subatomic particles were sent around the accelerator in opposite directions.

Fifty-three massive electrical magnets had to be cleaned and repaired after the failure. Tons of supercold liquid helium spilled out of the system, and a sooty residue had to be cleared from the tubes that are meant to be pristine, holding a vacuum in which subatomic particles can whiz around the tunnel at near the speed of light at temperatures colder than outer space.

Michio Kaku, a physics professor at City University of New York who is an outspoken critic of waste in big science projects, defends the CERN collider as a crucial investment.

“The Europeans and the Americans are not throwing $10 billion down this gigantic tube for nothing,” Kaku said. “We’re exploring the very forefront of physics and cosmology with the Large Hadron Collider because we want to have a window on creation, we want to recreate a tiny piece of Genesis to unlock some of the greatest secrets of the universe.”

He said the biggest cause of the “bad accident” last year was “probably due to human error caused by rushing the project.”

“But I view it as a temporary black eye. We’ll get it up and running,” Kaku said.

CERN expects repairs and additional safety systems to cost about 40 million Swiss francs ($37 million) over the course of several years, covered by the 20-nation organization’s budget.

The collider emerged as the world’s largest after the U.S. canceled the Superconducting Super Collider being built in Texas in 1993. Congress pulled the plug after costs soared, and questions were raised about the value of the science it could produce.

Gillies says all 20 of CERN’s member nations have remained supportive and that four other countries _ Cyprus, Israel, Serbia and Turkey _ have asked to join. A fifth country _ Slovenia _ has expressed interest.

Japan, India, Russia and the U.S. are observer countries that have made sizable contributions to the CERN project.

CERN is now aiming to restart the machine in November with beams of subatomic particles initially running at 3.5 trillion electron volts, or TeV. That’s only half the level the machine was designed for, but it’s still 3 1/2 times higher than the second most powerful accelerator, the Tevatron at Fermilab outside Chicago. During last year’s brief startup phase, the CERN collider only operated at half the Fermilab level.

Even as the machine is being calibrated this winter, scientists will be able to conduct experiments, collecting data on the collisions of protons and lead ions in the accelerator.

They hope the higher energy will enable them to see particles so far undetected, such as the elusive Higgs boson, which in theory gives mass to other particles _ and objects and creatures _ in the universe.

Physicists have used smaller, room-temperature colliders for decades to study the atom. They once thought protons and neutrons were the smallest components of the atom’s nucleus, but the colliders showed that they are made of quarks and gluons and that there are other forces and particles. And they still have other questions about antimatter, dark matter and particle mass they want to answer with CERN’s new collider.

They hope the fragments that come off the collisions will show on a tiny scale what happened one-trillionth of a second after the so-called Big Bang, which many scientists theorize was the massive explosion that formed the universe. The theory holds that the universe was rapidly cooling at that stage and matter was changing quickly.

Some skeptics have expressed fears the high-energy collision of protons could imperil the Earth by creating micro black holes _ subatomic versions of collapsed stars whose gravity is so strong they can suck in planets and other stars.

CERN and leading physicists dismiss the fears and maintain the project is safe.

The collider’s teething problems are typical of complicated accelerators, but it has been especially frustrating to physicists from around the world, who already have been waiting for years to conduct their experiments on the machine.

“But the LHC is an example of an enormously complicated machine that is pushing the edge of accelerator technology, and it is not surprising that it has had some unanticipated problems,” Neal Lane, former President Bill Clinton’s science adviser and former director of the National Science Foundation.

If the collider can be started soon, it will produce valuable results, said Lane, now a a physicist and public policy professor at Rice University.

But, he added, “If there are many more surprises, further delays, failure to meet design specifications over the next few years, then the field of experimental particle physics, worldwide, could be set back for a decade or more. The stakes are very high!”

Gillies told the AP that CERN management decided at the beginning of the year that it would not try to repair all parts of the collider this year.

“Otherwise, we would never have had a beam before halfway through next year,” he said.

Gillies said CERN experts have examined every one of the 1,600 superconducting magnets and each of the 10,000 electrical splices as well as copper protection to carry away any spillover current to prevent damage to the magnets if they heat up as happened Sept. 19.

They decided some of the splices need to be repaired before the collider goes to full power, but that they can operate safely up to 5 TeV without further repairs now.

That has been set as the highest energy for the collider before its next shutdown for maintenance, probably in November 2010. Then the further repairs will be made so that the energy level can be ramped up.

Rolf Heuer, who has taken over as CERN’s director-general since the failure, said the collider has been studied very carefully and is much better understood than a year ago.

“We can look forward with confidence and excitement to a good run through the winter and into next year,” Heuer said.


Graviton? WTF An open letter to Particle Physicists

Dear Particle Physicists;
Can I use your theories on my day to day job? That would be awesome;
Client: “Josh we hired you to make this website, but some of the sections are missing?”
Josh: “Oh, lets see, what happened? Oh yeah, some invisible things that you can’t see or measure took the missing sections into another dimension.”
Client: “Excuse me?”
Josh: “Yeah. And I have nothing to prove it by. You can’t prove it, because they aren’t there. If you devise a way to see into these other made up universes, your sections are there..”

Essentially this is the bullshit being passed off with “gravitons” and the other made up crap that modern day physicists are theorizing. Higgs field? Really? Here’s a thought. What if the theory you are trying to plug holes up on is fundamentally wrong? What if you are over complicating something that is already so over complicated that you can get away with spending millions of dollars trying to prove the existence of things that admittedly don’t exist?

Try looking at the fundamental problems again. And take a step back. Is there REALLY a problem with the gravitational theory as Einstein proposed? Or is it the math itself that is wrong?

Please email me to discuss further.


Higgs Boson does not exist

I can’t believe we are spending millions of dollars to make a super collider to try and find a made up particle to plug a hole in a theory that is wrong.
Maybe instead of trying to pin our hopes of understanding the beginnings of the universe and how particles get mass we should make a new theory.

All particles have mass. Even photons. Its just too small to measure by us. Larger particles gain their mass when small ones coalesce and collide. Black hole anyone?

All this effort is only focusing on one part of the equation. E. They think if they have enough energy it will generate the mass they are looking for. The beginning of the universe was also under immense, unmeasurable pressure as well as heat. Leaving these out of the experiment render its results useless.
higgs-boson-simulation-1
A decent link: Large Hadron Collider startup/


You may have an eBay problem…

You may have an eBay problem if driving around on garbage day you see the boxes people have thrown out and think “man I could use that for shipping”…

I think I have a problem.


April 4, 1984

ingsocThe past and the future meet again. Odd coincidences and strange numbers align. George Orwell’s 1984 has been on my netflix instant que for weeks, why then should I pick today to watch it, the same date that the story begins with.

Why does it take 21 days to make or break a habit? 21 grams is supposedly lost from the body on death; the weight of the soul? In the tarot, The Universe is card 21. All this only has signifigance because of a nick name derived from an opposite. 21 half of 42; The Answer. Again these numbers may only hold meaning for me, but there is just too much in my head to simply dismiss it all.

Time Coalesces All.

It all just feels too unlikely to be coincidence. What if you are meant to be someone? But you don’t yet know who?

“There is truth and there is untruth. To be in a minorty of one does not make you mad”


Vlog? or not to vlog

So I am thinking about vlogging. Seems easier than typing my thoughts all the time.
This is a test. Need to see where I can host them. Does it work? Here is a squirrel.


Amazon Store Front now open

Now you can buy my stuff from ebay AND Amazon.
Don’t hesitate, go there NOW:

http://www.amazon.com/shops/joshuas_basement

So far just artist reference books, but more to come!


UV ink

I wonder if the tattoo place here in Clawson has UV ink….


Octuplets?

Ok. I’m glad they are all ok.

And, honestly, ive only seen headlines about the recent octuplet birth.
99% sure they used some kind of “give me a baby” pill.

WTF. We cant feed the people that exist, nor can the planet sustain our current population, yet we keep making more? What does the birthrate exceed the death rate by now? 10 to 1? (4 to 1 last i checked, just trying to get some excitement)

TOO MANY PEOPLE ON THE PLANET ALREDY.

“How can I help? Recycle?”
YES. Recycling will help.

Having 1 or less children will also. I can’t believe I am going to publish this, but STOP HAVING KIDS. Really. It’s all messy. Humanity will probably make it past. The best way we can assure we do? Less of us.

Less.

One of the things I’ve looked forward to since maturity (techincally I’m not there yet) has been raising my own children.

I don’t know if that’s a good idea anymore. I need to fight against the people with 3+ that shouldn’t have had one. But now can I even hope for that one blessed child? People I love should have had tons of kids, and they all would have helped the future world, but “god” said only have one. Really? Why? What?

One person is too small to put all our hopes on. When Jesus was Jesus, he didn’t have the burden of expectataion. Time was ripe to change and it changed. Now this world is too small to save in the same way. We must all do it together.

The more i learn about astronomy and religion, the more i know they are one. It’s ok. Really. What if we all are Jesus? Why would that be bad? Keep the faith of the message. “Do the best you can with what you are given”. How can you hope to transcend that?


Black Holes form before Galaxies…DUH

I enjoy finding science articles that declare things that we have found, that I thought we already knew. Take the following article, for example:

Study: Black holes seem to form before galaxies
01/07/2009 When galaxies initially formed, they weren’t the first in the cosmic neighborhood. The supermassive black holes, which reside at the center of galaxies, probably moved in first, a new astronomy study suggests.

Measurements from radio telescopes looking at the early universe, hint at that answer to this cosmic chicken-and-egg question of whether the galaxy or its supermassive black hole existed first. The new research presented Wednesday at the American Astronomical Society in Long Beach, Calif., is preliminary, however. It’s based on measurements of four black holes that date to about 1 to 2 billion years after the Big Bang.

Previous measurements estimating the mass of galaxies and black holes showed a nice steady relationship that didn’t give a clue as to which came first. But when astronomers used radio waves to look back to 1 to 2 billion years after the Big Bang, they found four supermassive black holes that were far larger than the standard plot would show. That likely means that they formed before the galaxies, said study lead author Chris Carilli of the National Radio Astronomy Observatory in Socorro, N.M.

But after that, astronomers are still clueless on why this happens and how the galaxies formed around them.

“I don’t think it clears the murky waters of our understanding of galaxy formation,” Carilli said in a news conference.

Basically the article states that using radio telescopes they have figured out that black holes are there before galaxies. The last two paragraphs above blow my mind. Um.. you think the stars in galaxies are coalesced by the massive gravitational pull coming from the black holes at their center?! Who are these astronomers that are “still clueless”
This makes me very sad for our astrological future. Guess I need to start writing more.


Astronomy and Astrology

I’ve always been fascinated by both Astronomy and Astrology, and lately I’m convinced that there is a real connection between them. If the gravity of the moon can make the tides, think what the gravity of a black hole can do. I think that the alignment of the earth to the rest of the universe, specifically black hole locations has a bearing on the way that the human brain develops during its embryonic state. Thus the influence of these gravities from their locations during the time of your gestation causes subtle differences in the way your brain grows and results in the differences between the astrological signs.
I could be completely wrong, but it fits into my views on gravity, the universe and theology as well. During the year, the Earth changes position just enough to allow for different areas of the rest of the universe to effect us. The sun’s gravity would overwhelm the pull of stars and black holes on the opposite side of it, thus negating their influence.
Just a thought I’ve had for a while that I wanted to get out of my head.


Solar Maximum 2012

The next solar cycle, when the mangetic fields of the sun finish reversing is most likely going to take place in 2012. Coincidence? I bet it happens in December of 2012 and knocks out a lot of our modern technologies. Were the mayans aware of the solar cycles? I can’t imagine that they weren’t.